2018 Trihashlon

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Date:  Saturday, April 21st, 2018

Times: 7:00am, 12:00pm, and 5:00pm….Hares away on the half hour.

If you recall anything of last year’s Trihashlon, then this one will definitely be bigger and better.  You may not want to remember what you had to go through last year to complete all three hash trails.  The hares alone have been somewhat disturbed by their own planning, but that will only add to the experience that much more.

There will be three separate trails, each with their own full circles.  The first trail will be at the crack ass of dawn at 7am.  You might need a headlamp/flashlight to start this trail.  The second trail will be at high noon.  The last and final trail will begin at 5pm.  You WILL get white girl wasted, so make sure to bring a tent and camp out for the night (There will be a porta potty… You’re welcome bitches!)…. There will be plenty of nectar and some grub too.  The exact locations are none of your damn business yet…. The hares will give you the starting point a week before the shenanigans.  You will most definitely need to bring shiggy attire, a towel, flashlight, definitely a change of clothes, shoes, underroos after each trail, a swim suit, fireball/whiskey for Red Hot, and whatever the hell else you think you might need to survive all of this.  We will have snake bite kits on hand, plenty of nectar before, during and after trail, and we have also alerted the FWC to clear out any and all gators they can find ahead of time for us. 

Upon completion of all three trails, and only for those elite enough to FINISH all three, you will receive a gift of honor that proves your willingness to let us have our ways with you.

Let us know for a head count (Head? Who said head?) if you plan on attending and which trails you will attempt by submitting your name below.  Also we need to know how much nectar to procure. Pay when you get there (cash only).The normal hash cash for each trail is $9 OR all three for $25.

**The hash will provide nectar for all 3 trails, but for the campout its BYOB after we run out of beer.**

All trail info will remain TOP SECRET…. Including who the hares will be.  Red Hot has special guest hares to ruin your life and something extra special for the final trail!!!!  You have been warned wankers!!!

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PS: After the final trail at the campout location, we will have a hash wedding for Red Hot and Creeper

 
Check the trails you plan to do. Completion of all three trails will afford you something great!!

See Who’s Cuming

Hash Name Trail Selection
LubriCUNT 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Red Hot 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Twisted Shitster 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Purple Vein 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Pop-her Smurf 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Pussy Gifted 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
NFHN Husband 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Cat Scratch Peeter 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Fist Deep 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Nfhn cody 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Dr. Zaius 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Pissy fit 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Swab d Bone 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
The Iceman Thumbeth 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
¿Quesa-did-her? 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Sleazy Wop 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
IDA 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Cocktimus Primer 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
I'll Bang Your Baby 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Dick Flicker 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Cunt Creeper 7:00am Trail, 12:00pm Trail, 5:00pm Trail
Hash Name Trail Selection