Upcumming Hashes

Day, Date, Time & CostHash #, Hash, Location and ThemeHare(s)
Saturday
Dec 16th
Time: 6pm
Cost: Covered Dish & Gag Gift
466

HASHMAS 2017

Date: Saturday, December 16th
Time: 6pm
Hares: Mismanagement
Cost: Bring a food dish to share and a Dirty Santa Gift ($10 limit)
Theme: Pajama Jam!!! Wear your best Onesie Pajamas (better if they have the panel opening in the back)!!
Location: 2601 Sherrilane Dr, Cantonment, FL 32533 (Casa of Teabag Touchdown)...ok, the BARN and YARD out back.

Teabag Touchdown has offered up her bachelorette pad (i.e. the barn out back) to host this epic anal event. Bring an Appetizer/Hors d'œuvre/Finger Food item and bring a wrapped gag gift ($10 limit) for the dirty santa gift exchange. If you were there last year, you know how exciting this game was to everyone....we even used several gifts afterwards HAHA!! The Hash will provide limited beer so bring backups!

Bon fire will be provided to rid the wood pile of snakes and rodents. Sheep provided by the hash. There may also be karaoke, so prime your vocal chords.

**Hash Erections will take place!!** Bring a tent for camping out if you don't think it wise to drive while passed out in your back seat...because back seat driving just ain't cool, at least not alone!!! Also, bring a chair to chill by the campfire…. Or just dance naked around it all night.

**NO VIRGINS!!!!**
Mismanagement
Sunday
Dec 31th
Time: 7pm
Cost: Covered Dish, Chair, BYOB
New Year’s Eve Party/Housewarming/Houseburning
@ Casa de Benenasty (Creepers & Red Hot’s New House)

Date: Sunday, December 31st - January 1st
Time: 7pm
Hares: Creeper & Red Hot
Cost: Bring a food dish to share, chair, & BYOB
Theme: Dress to Impress
Location: 2745 Southern Oaks Dr, Cantonment, FL 32533

Tired of the New Year’s party crowd downtown? Annoyed with fighting 500 people for the bartenders attention while you’re dying of thirst for the nectar of the gods, only to be charged $15 for 1 beer? Sick of finding crappy parking, only to come back to a $150 ticket on your windshield or your car impounded because your dumb ass parked in front of a fire hydrant? Well fret no more… We’ve got you covered this year!!!

This year Creeper and Red Hot will be hosting a New Year’s party to break in the new house they just sold their souls for…. Just kidding…. Red doesn’t have a soul!!! No hash cash will be charged for this event. The theme is “Dress to Impress!” You are welcome to dress any way you like for the last day of the year. You can go formal, jeans, onesie, tutu, pirate….. Whatever makes you happy… You do you boo boo 😉 We ask that you please bring a food dish to share with the masses. And yes, before you ask…. There will be plenty of outlets and counter space for crockpots. Please BYOB and a chair for around the fire pit. Because its NYE, and we all know the cops will be out in force to get all the drunk drivers trying to murder you on your drive home, Creeper and Red Hot are offering up tons of crash space. They have 1 guest queen bed, and 2 queen air mattresses. Please bring your own air mattress if you have one, so the people who don’t have one can use their spares. And yes…. It’s a big house and there is plenty of room for everyone….. PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!! You are more than welcome to invite virgins to this party, just give them a heads up about hasher shenanigans. Also… Please RSVP so we know how many people to prepare for (ice/coolers/cup/plate/etc). On-On to 2018

FB Event Page to RSVP: RSVP Here!!!
Creeper & Red Hot
Saturday
Jan 13th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
467

Seduce and Deuce final trail before she ships off with the US Gov. to protect our right to drink and hash!!! MERCA!!!!
Hurl Necklace & Seduce and Deuce
Saturday
Jan 27th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
468Swab D Bone
Friday & Saturday
Feb 9 & 10
Night & Day Parades
469
2018 MARDI GRAS HASHES
Survivor H3 will be aboard the Krewe of Rock Float: Hared by the one, the only…. Sling Blade!!!!

Dates/Times: Friday, February 9th - Gathering at Xpm, parade starts at X:00pm (normally start time has a delay til 7/8pm- You have been warned)
Saturday, February 10th - Gathering at 11:00am, parade starts at 2:00pm
Location: Downtown Pensacola on South Spring Street
Cost: HASHERS PLEASE BRING A CASH DONATION to help cover the cost of the parades and insurance…. Please donate to our gracious host cuz its like $800+!!!!!

The theme is 80's Rock, so dress your best with the funkiest, loudest, most obscene 80's Rock outfit and let's show Pensacola what we have to offer. It is MANDITORY to bring at least one case of beads per person/per parade… If you do not bring throws, you will NOT be permitted to be on the float. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!! Also, feel free to bring your own drinks and food for the float, which includes beer, wine, jello-o shots, pudding shots, well....you get the point. The cheapest place in Pensacola to buy beads is A & E Pharmacy (923 N New Warrington Rd, Pensacola, FL 32506). The cheapest box of beads is around $35-$40 per box. On-On
Sling Blade
Feb 16-18INVASION HASH!!!

Birmingham Red Dress Run

All info at:
http://www.hashbham.com/?page_id=164
Birmingham H3
Saturday
Feb 24th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
470Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Mar 10th
Time: 7am
Cost: $5
471

GREEN DRESS RUN

McGuire's 41st St. Patrick's Day 5K

If you want to register for the actual 5K with a prediction time, receive an event shirt, and on-site food and beverages…….. register below. Rego is $30.

REGO:
Cumming Soon!!!

We will all be gathering in the parking lot of The Roundup behind McGuire's at 560 E Heinberg St. We have private parking at the bar. The password to get past the barricade and to the bar is ON-ON!!!

Party at the bar starts at 7:00AM. The 5K begins at 9AM SHARP!!!
Cost: $5 for the hash… We will have 500 Jello shots to jack your world up!!!

WEAR A GREEN DRESS TO REPRESENT SURVIVOR H3!!!!!!!

100% of the hash cash for Green Dress goes towards our Red Dress Charity!!!
Mismanagement
Saturday
Mar 24th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
472Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Apr 7th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
473Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Apr 21st
Time: 7am/12pm/5pm
Cost: TBA
474/475/476

2018 TRIHASHALON

Date: Saturday, April 21st
Hares: Red Hot & Special Guest Hares
Hash Cash: $TBA for Full Event (or $X/Trail)
Time: 7am/12pm/5pm
Location: See Below

Trail 1) Starts at 7am
Location: TBA

Trail 2) Starts at 12pm
Location: TBA

Trail 3) Starts at 5pm
Location: Teabag Touchdown’s Casa (2601 Sherrilane Dr, Cantonment, FL 32533)



The final trail will be a special event and campout. The hash will provide a bathroom, bonfire, lighting, music, and a keg for trail. IF you want to order pizza with the group AFTER trail…. Bring cash to donate!!! Things you will need: Camping gear (it will be on private property), flashlight, bug spray, sunscreen, and extra booze if you want it after the trail beer runs out (highly advisable). ALL patch challenges welcome!
The cost for the full Trihash (all three trails/campout) will be $XX or you can pay $X per trail. The cost will cover the prize for the completion of all 3 trails. If you did the 2017 Trihash and have not picked up your gimmie from last year, I will have them on hand for all 3 trails (see Red Hot). Please sign up below if you plan on attending, so we know how much nectar to procure. Pay when you get there (cash only).
Rego on main page.



NOTE: Due to the early hash, if you are a travel hasher coming from out of town, you may camp out Friday night on the property… Keep in mind nothing will be set up at the campsite until Sat, so you’ll have to rough it Friday night.
SPECIAL NOTE: NO VIRGINS ALLOWED FOR THIS EVENT!!! ALSO NO DOGS OR CHILDREN!!! NO EXCEPTIONS. YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE!!!
Always bring a change of dry clothes and shoes for the on-after!!!

Red Hot & Special Guest Hares
Saturday
May 5th
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
477

Cinco de Mayo Hash!
Prince Docker & Jizzum N Jettison
Saturday
May 18th-20th

478/479/480

2018 PENSACOLA RED DRESS RUN

More info to cum!
Mismanagement
Saturday
Jun 2nd
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
481Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Jun 16th
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
482Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
June 22-24INVASION HASH

Alabama Inner Hash

Southern Exposure 2018 Rego:

https://soexp2018.wixsite.com/rego-home
AL Mismanagement
Saturday
Jun 30th
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
483Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Jul 14th
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
484Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Jul 28th
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
485Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Aug 11th
INVASION HASH

New Orleans Red Dress Run!!!

http://nolareddress.com/
See NOH3's page for details!
Saturday
Aug 25th
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
486Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Sept 9th
Time: TBA
Cost: TBA
487

2018 Tacky Tourist
Mismanagement
Saturday
Sept 22nd
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
488

TuTu Hash
Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Oct 6th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
489

Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Oct 20th
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
490Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Nov 3rd
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
491Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Nov 17th
Time: TBA
Cost: TBA
492

2018 HASHGIVING
Mismanagement
Saturday
Dec 1st
Time: 2pm
Cost: $6
493Hares Needed. Contact Red Hot to Volunteer!
Saturday
Dec 15th
Time: TBA
Cost: TBA
494

2018 HASHMAS

HASH ELECTIONS!!!
Mismanagement