Survivor Songs

WARM UPS:

THE BUTTON FACTORY

Melody – None, more of a chant with a fast, steady beat.

Chorus: Hi, my name is Joe,

And I work at the button factory,

I got a wife (she’s a bitch),

and three kids (they’re all brats),

And one day, my boss says to me:

“Hey Joe, are you busy?” I said, “No.”

He says, “Push this button with your __________”

FATHER ABRAHAM Melody – Father Abraham

Leader: Father Abraham had seven sons,

Seven sons had Father Abraham, And he never smiled,

And he never cried, All he did was go like this – With a right!

DRINK IT DOWN Chorus (To The Tune Of “Come Let Us Adore Him”)

Drink it down, down, down, down,

Down, down, down, down,

Oh why are we waiting,

We could be forrnicatiing (masterbating, etc.)

So why are we waiting,

So fuck-ing long?

SHITTY TRAIL (A Song For The Hares)

RA: What did ya think of the trail?

Hounds: Shitty! S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Shitty trail (It sucked)

Shitty trail (really fucked)

The mother fuckers laid a shitty trail (trail trail trail trail)

I would rather drink a beer than hash your shitty trail,

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Drink it down, down, down…

HEAD!

Who said head?

I’ll take some of that,

And I did, and it was good

And there was much rejoicing.

And the we fucked,

We fucked for hours.

Uprooting trees, shrubs, and flowers,

Like Vikings, with horns on our HEAD!

(Men’s Version)

And boy did she like it,

Took it on the chin, full load, like a champ,

And licked herself clean on the way to the kitchen to get me a beer.

Returned on her knees like a good bitch, and I said, “What? No Sandwhich???”

And then, she licked my ass hole.

It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t funny, it was dangerous.

So I’m taking my dog, my football, and my hooker, and I’m going home.

So fuck you, you fuckin’ fucks!!!

(Women’s Version):

And I came, and I came, and I came,

And it was a great source of joy and satisfaction.

Drink it down, down, down…

HASHERS, MEET THE HASHERS

Hashers, meet the hashers,

They ‘re the biggest drunks in history,

From the, town of Pensacola,

They’re the leaders in debauchery.

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,

Watch them as they down a lot of beers,

Down down, down down down down, etc.

LEGS OVER SHOULDERS

Put your left leg over my shoulder,

Put your right leg over my shoulder,

La la la la la la la, laa laa.

Drink it down, down, down…

MY NAME IS JACK

My name is Jack,

Na na na na na na na na

I’m a necraphiliac.

Na na na na na na na na.

I fuck dead women,

Na na na na na na na na.

And I fill em full of jism.

Na na na na na na na na.

I get frustrated,

Na na na na na na na na.

When they’re cremated.

Na na na na na na na na.

Try as you must,

Na na na na na na na na.

You can’t fuck dust!!

Drink it down, down, down…

GIVE IT A WANK (To The Tune Of “The Lone Ranger”)

Give it a wank, give it a wank,

Give it a wank wank wank.

Give it a wank, give it a wank,

Give it a wank wank wank.

Give it a wank, give it a wank,

Give it a wank wank wank.

Give it a wank, give it a wank,

Give it a wank,

Give it a wank wank wank.

Drink it down, down, down…

TWENTY TOES

There’s a game called twenty toes,

It’s played all over town.

The women play with 10 toes up,

And the men with 10 toes

Down, down, down…

DO RAY ME (To The Tune Of “Do Re Mi”)

Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,

Ray, the guy, that serves me beer,

Me, the guy who drinks the beer.

Far, a long long way to beer,

So, I’ll have another beer,

La, la la la la la laaaaaaa,

Tea, no thanks I’m having beer,

And that bring us back to

Down, down, down….

HE’S THE MEANEST

He’s the meanest

He sucks the horse’s penis

He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass.

Ever since he found it

All he does is pound it

He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass.

So drink! Chug a Lug,

Drink, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Drink!

So drink! Chug a Lug,

Drink, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Drink!

HERE’S TO THE VIRGINS

Here’s to all the virgins, all the virgins, all the virgins,

Here’s to all the virgins here with us tonight.

They’re muddy, they’re bloody, they’re survivors by golly,

So here’s to all the virgins here with us tonight.

So drink! Chug a Lug,

Drink, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Drink!

So drink! Chug a Lug,

Drink, Chug a Lug,

Drink! Chug a Lug, Drink!

BIRTHDAY SONG

Happy birthday, fuck you,

Happppy birrrthday, fuckk youuu,

Happy birthday, fuck you.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY WERE THE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?

Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born at all?

He’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,

He’s no fuckin’ use at all.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY WERE THEY BORN SO PITIFUL?

Why was he born so pitiful?

Why was he born at all?

He’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,

He’s no fuckin’ use at all.

They say he’s a joy to his mother,

But he’s a pain in the asshole to me,

So, drink it down, down, down, down…

TRUE BLUE

Here’s to the hashers they’re true blue,

They are hashers through and through,

They are pisspots so they say.

Tried to go to heaven,

But they turned out gay.

SOLDIER SONG

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,

To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,

For cunt, for cunt, country and for queen,

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

A soldier I will be.

Drink it down, down, down…

FUCKING WHISTLE

You seem somewhat forgetful,

Remind you maybe this will.

Next time you come,

Don’t be so dumb,

Just bring your fucking whistle!!

Drink it down, down, down…

WINGS OF AN EAGLE

If I had the wings of an eagle,

If I had the wings of a crow,

I’d fly up over the treetops,

And shit on the Hashers below.

Drink it down, down, down…

PUBLICALY PISSED ON

They aught to be publicly pissed on,

They aught to be publicly shot (bang, bang).

They aught to be tied to a urinal,

And left there to fester and rot.

Drink it down, down, down…

AIR FORCE SONG

Off we go,

Into the wild blue yonder.

Crash and burn,

You son of a bitch.

Drink it down, down, down…

DID YOU EVER WONDER

Did you ever wonder,

If your mother gave a blow job,

Just before she kissed you goodnight.

Drink it down, down, down…

BEER RUN

B double E double R-U-N,

Beer Run, Beer Run.

B double E double R-U-N,

Beer Run, Beer Run.

All you need is a ten and a fiver,

A car and a key and a sober driver

B double E double R-U-N,

Beer Run, Beer Run.

Drink it down, down, down…

WEEKDAY SONG

Leader: Today is Monday!

All: Today is Monday!

Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

Chorus:

Leader: Are we gonna have a good time?

All: You bet your ass we are!

All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dut da da, da da dut da da

Tuesday is a finger day! (finger motion)

Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)

Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute)

Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)

Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)day of rest

Sunday is a day of rest (low key, almost quiet)

Drink it down, down, down…

SKEETER ON MY PETER

There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!

There’s a dozen on my cousin,

Can’t you hear the fuckers buzzin,

There’s a skeeter on my peter, wack it off!

Drink it down, down, down…

LOVE ME TENDER

Love me tender,

Love me sweet,

Wrap your lips around my meat.

Watch me wiggle,

Watch me grin,

As my cum begins.

Drink it down, down, down…

SHE FINALLY SHUT HER MOUTH

She finally shut her mouth!

She finally quit her bitchin’!

Now drink your Beer, get out of here,

And get back in the kitchen!

Drink it down, down, down…

LITTLE BIRD

There was a little bird,

No bigger than a turd,

Sittin’ on a telegraph pole.

He ruffled up his neck,

And shit about a peck,

As he puckered up his little asshole.

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

As he puckered up his little asshole.

Drink it down, down, down…

MRS MURPHY

Take it in your hand Mrs Murphy

For it only ways a quarter of a pound

It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey (gobble, gobble!)

And it spits when you shake it up and down

Drink it down, down, down…

HIS ONE SKIN

His one skin hangs down to his two skin,

His two skin hangs down to his three,

His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,

His foreskin hangs down to his knee.

Roll back, roll back,

Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.

Roll back, roll back,

Please roll back his foreskin for him.

Drink it down, down, down…

THIS IS YOUR HASHING SONG

This is your Hashing song,

It isn’t very long….

Drink it down, down, down…

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSD ON

They ought to be publicly pissed upon,

They ought to be publicly shot,

They ought to be tied to a urinal,

And left there to fester and rot,

Drink it down, down, down…

HE’S GOT A DOSE OF CLAP

(Clap rhythmically)

He’s got a dose of clap on his dick,

And it goes drip, drip, drip…

Drink it down, down, down…

HERE’S TO BROTHER HASHER

Here’s to brother (sister) hasher,

Bother hasher, brother hasher,

Here’s to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug.

He’s happy, he’s jolly,

He’s fucked up by golly,

Here’s to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug.

Drink it down, down, down…

BALL GAME

Whip it out at the ball game

Wave it round at the crowd

Dip it peanuts and crackerjack

I don’t care if you give it a whack

Because it’s

Beat your meat at the ball game

If you don’t cum it’s a shame

It’s one, two

And you’re covered in goo

At the old ball game.

Drink it down, down, down…

WHERE WERE YOU?

Where, o where were you last week?

Why did you make us hash all alone?

You fat lazy bastards you weren’t even here

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.

Drink it down, down, down…

SYPHILIS

It all started with a little kiss

Now I find it hard to take a piss

Since I contracted Syphilis

Drink it down, down, down…

LEPROSY

Body parts are falling off of me

I’m not half the man I used to be

Since I contracted Leprosy

Drink it down, down, down…

ZIGGY ZAGGY

Ziggy Zaggy Ziggy Zaggy

OY OY OY

Ziggy Zaggy Ziggy Zaggy

OY OY OY

Ziggy Zaggy Ziggy Zaggy

OY OY OY

Drink it down, down, down…

YOU’RE NOT

(Start with hand up and fingers extended, and close 1 finger after every line excect middle finger)

You’re not number 5,

Number 4,

Number 3,

Number 2,

You’re Number 1!

Drink it down, down, down…

HARRIETTE SONG

(To The Tune Of ‘Turkey In The Straw’)

Well the wiggle of her ass would

make a dead man cum,

And the nipples on her tits are the

size of my thumb.

She’s a mean motherfucker;

She’s a great cock-sucker;

She’a a har-ri-ette!

Drink it down, down, down…

HE’S GOT A HAIRY ASS

(To The Tune Of ‘Turkey In The Straw’)

Well the dimples in his cheeks

would make a butt chug fun,

As the turds from his ass

roll off of your tongue.

He’s a gay motherfucker,

and a great cock-sucker;

He’s got a hairy ass!

Drink it down, down, down…

GIVE IT A BLOW (To The Tune Of ‘Let It Snow’)

Men’s Version

Oh the weather outside is frightful.

But my dick is so delightful.

So if you really want to see it grow,

Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.

Drink it down, down, down…

GIVE IT A BLOW (To The Tune Of ‘Let It Snow’)

Women’s Version

Oh the weather outside is frightful.

But her clit is so delightful.

So if you really want to see it glow,

Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.

Drink it down, down, down…

HER LEFT TIT

Her left tit hangs down to her belly,

Her right tit hangs down to her knee.

If her left tit did equal her right tit,

She’d get lots of weenie from me.

Drink it down, down, down…

CANAL STREET

I was walking down canal street, I knocked on every door,

God damn son-of-a-bitch, I couldn’t find a whore.

I finally found a whore, she was tall and thin,

God damn son-of-a-bitch, I couldn’t get it in.

I finally got it in, I moved it all around,

God damn son-of-a-bitch, I couldn’t get it out.

I finally got it out, it was covered in sores,

God damn son-of-a-bitch, don’t fuck new orleans whores.

Drink it down, down, down…

IRONMAN (by ACDC)

Down, down, down down down,

Down down down down down down down down.

Down down down down,

Down down down down down down down down.

WHIP MY COCK OUT (To The Tune Of ‘Cha Cha Cha’)

I whip my cock out,

And I put it in her mouth.

I whip my cock out,

And I put it in her mouth.

Cha cha cha.

Drink it down, down, down…

HUNG LIKE A MOSQUITO

Oh we wish he wasn’t hung like a mosquito,

Tiny’s what he truly seems to be-e-e,

For if he wasn’t hung like a mosquito,

He’d surely get a lot more play from me!!

Drink it down, down, down…

HASHING SONG

This is your hashing sonnggg,

It is not very lonnnggg.

Drink it down, down, down…

LICKING ON MY CLIT

(To The Tune Of ‘Do Wah Diddy Diddy’)

There he was just a licking on my clit

Singing ah ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah ah

Grabbing my ass and sucking on my tit

Singing ah ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah ah

He licked hard (he licked hard)

He licked soft (he licked soft)

He licked hard, he licked soft, but he couldn’t get me off!

Drink it down, down, down…

DOWN DOWN DOWNING SONG

(To The Tune Of ‘Lambchops Song That Doesn’t End’)

This is my down down downing song,

It goes down down down ON-ON!

Some people, started down downing not knowing what it was,

And they’ll continue down downing forever just because!

Drink it down, down, down…

C-L-I-T (BY What Can Brown Do For You?)

C is for your sweet cunt, that I love to eat.

L is for the juicy lips you wrap around my meat.

I is for insertion, gonna shove it in.

T is for the tightness, so let the fuck begin!

Drink it down, down, down….

HUSH LITTLE VIRGIN (by Lost My Penis in the Pew)

Hush little virgin, gonna gag you tonight.

You can kick and scream cause we like a good fight.

The gang’s all here and we’re ready for a bang,

Tonight we’re gonna ride you like a choo choo train!

Drink it down, down , down….

SWING LOW – HASH ANTHEM (Closing Of Circle)

Melody -Swing Low, Sweet Chariot (Note: gestures accompany words)

Chorus: Swing low, sweet chariot,

Coming forth to carry me home,

Swing low, sweet chariot,

Coming forth to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan (swish), and what did I see,

Coming forth to carry me home,

A band of angels coming after me,

Coming forth to carry me home.

If you get there, before I shit,

Coming forth to carry me home,

Tell all my friends, that I’m coming twice,

Coming forth to carry me home.

Chorus:

(Men’s Version)

Swing low, sweet chariot,

Coming (snoring sound)…..

(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only, double-time, Jim Carey style, Arnold Swartzenager style, Monica Lewinski style, Scooby Doo Style, and so on).

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