Yes, a damn invasion hash into Gulf Coast Hash House Harriers!! The prelude to this event was a meme war on the illustrious strands of the World Wide Web; however, Up Your Anus (aka Tater) claimed to have never seen the likes of such since he does not do the whole “computer” thing. I feel it’s ok to call him out on this, since he probably will not be reading this online.
Between the egos of Lost My Penis in the Pew and Purple Vein, something about laying claim to having Survivor folks show up with more than three hashers, the battle was on to take the credit. We showed up with about 10 or so hashers, both named on not named….but alas, no virgins. Tents were erected before too much began, as someone had a brilliant idea to do so before too much of a drunken stupor set in. The hares of GCH3 were Eunix, Twinkle Twat, Obi Wan Cum On Me, and Lost My Penis in the Pew. As the hares took off, so did two 4 wheelers with several coolers of nectar to lay out our beer stops. I recall having heard a few honorary hash names being given out to a few parental units of Obi. BJ Before Bedtime, Red Weisel, and Coon Rash were there as willing participants and helpers. Of course Red Hot Pecker Pocket, and now NFHN David, were there as the Beer Bitch and the Beer Bastard….as they were and are still crippled.
Can I F*ck Your Sister led the opening circle and then we were off in search of following trail. It was not too long before we were in shiggy, and as we were promised knee deep shiggy, mud, swamp water, and ticks, I think the only truth was the ticks!! But that’s ok, because it usually leads to an interesting game of “Can You Find the Tick” where each harriette gets multiple checks from active, experienced hashers. Swab D Bone emerged after trail from the wilderness with a hand-made tu-tu of hot pink surveyor’s tape….it was HOTT!!! Circle after trail was RA’d by both Can I F*ck Your Sister and Lubricunt, and had a strong interjection of Purple Vein now and again. Survivor was honored to have Purple Vein offer his personal singing skills of his own tribute to Survivor being welcomed to GCH3. He definitely stole the stage on that one, and it was well deserved….great job Vein!!
We had the privilege of partaking in the GCH3 naming of who is now known as Jizz Simmons. Grill Master BJ Before Bedtime handled the flames like a champ and delivered meat to perfection to all wanton hashers. Once having plenty of nectar and grub, everyone became a happy camper and the “activities” began….thank you FIREBALL. I don’t believe this is the proper forum to go into the details of such “activities” but I will mention that one of our NFHN peeps is about to earn a name (thanks Snatch of the Day and Butt Hole Berry Finn)!!!!!
Thank you Obi and Penis for hosting a great event!!
On On………CSI