What a great day to be hashing!!! This business attire themed trail was hared by Hung Like A Vagina and NFHN Megan. Hung, being the seasoned hasher, took little NFHN Megan under his labia wing to show her the ropes (not bondage) of haring a proper trail. Oops…..did I say proper trail?!? That will be explained later.
With several people not able to attend, we actually had a very nice turn out of Survivor hashers, visiting hashers, and of course Virgins!! We were graced by the presence of ButtShot from Enterprise, AL (Motha Rucker H3) and a newly stationed hasher by the name of Peter FeelYah from California. One of our virgins was there as having just met several of us at the World of Beer r*n a few nights before. From seeing him at the on-after, he will definitely be cumming back to see us!! Another virgin brought two new virgins, and I showed up with two of my own. Actually, as Swab D Bone was so grateful to clarify, one of my virgins came to my Running of the Jews hash, but in all fairness, her virgin friend wanted to have her as a virgin alongside this time, so who was I to tell her otherwise.
After the hares took off to lay trail (or maybe follow what was pre-laid…I don’t know), Red Hot Pecker Pocket (fabulous RA) led us in some warm-up activities. And then…………….Walkers Away!!!! We initially found ourselves, well at least a few of us, knee deep in a storm water runoff ditch, heading deep in the forest…………YBF!!! At least it cooled us off a bit; and of course what’s better than having a pair of wet white shorts on, oh yeah…..sheer wet white shorts!! There were a couple of prickly things along the trail, but not too many; well, except after we hit three, yes three Clothing Exchanges in a row and I had to give up my long sleeve shirt and pants for a pair of wet white shorts and shirt. But hey…they fit!!
Then, the Turkey/Eagle split happened; and by Eagle, this meant an “unsanctioned” Beer Mile. We had several troopers complete the beer mile, including NFHN Sam….she’s awesome and quite competitive too!! Unextenze was the make winner and NFHN Sam was the female winner. The Turkeys continued on after the beer check and eventually made our way to Blue Angel Parkway and then to Gulf Beach Highway. Not seeing much hash along the way….at all…ever…anywhere…we followed Lost My Penis in the Pew straight back to the A point. We showed up right as our hares were approaching from the opposite direction. Then it happened…..some verbiage about being able to follow one of his damn trails completely that he makes in the same area. The last time he laid a trail in the area, the same thing happened. Admittedly, I do recall seeing a witchy way on the major road leading ahead and into a subdivision; but at that point, everyone was so far ahead of me, including my virgins, I chose to Zen with the rest of them.
While waiting at the On-In for the Eagles to appear, it started to get a little dark….then, lurking from the shadows they started to appear….having also admitted to have missed the second beer check and something about scaling a few fences and yards to get back. On a brighter note, Peter FeelYah purchased some Lumpia while on trail and shared. Right as the search party was being assembled for NFHN Sam and Unextenze, they show up….and NFHN Sam r*ns to the On-In, gracefully leaving Unextenze as the DFL.
On-On………CSI